A Decade Gone by – Best Games of the Decade
0.Duke Nukem Forever!
HAIL TO THE KING BABY! No matter how much we tried to keep our best game of the decade a surprise, We are sure that almost everyone knew that there could be no game as awesome as Duke Nukem Forever. In development for more than a decade, Duke Nukem Forever gained die-hard followers that numbered in the billions. Pre-orders for the game were above 15 million, and retailers around the world had to construct new premises to make sure they could house the endless sea of Duke Nukem Forever game discs.
Sales were so off the charts…analysts had to make new charts. Of course, the game itself was critically acclaimed with not a single score below 100; in fact some critics restructured their scoring system to accommodate the sheer insane quality of the game. There were reports of mass brain seizures worldwide, which doctors can only explain as the inability of the human brain to accept the godly awesomeness of Duke Nukem Forever. Those of us who survived the Duke Nukem holocaust wander around the world, spreading the word.
Conflicts and wars broke out as certain sects of people set up churches and demanded a nation for the followers of the Duke. In the aftermath of Duke Nukem’s release, bubble gum was declared holy and is no more sold to the public. Philosophers have deemed Duke Nukem Forever to hold the true meaning of our existence and life itself.
There can be no doubt about it, Duke Nukem Forever was the event of the decade, probably this is what they meant when they spoke of the second coming. Game developers can only try to emulate the greatness of the Duke, but none will succeed as only the Duke can fulfill the prophecy. And so we pay homage the best game of all time…the one and only…the greatest…the king…Duke Nukem Forever
P.S: All you non-believers and heathens have no faith in the Duke and hence have not yet felt the blast of awesomeness that is echoing throughout all the other parallel universes. Therefore, it has been decided that you shall never, ever be able to play the pure godly brilliance that is Duke Nukem Forever. Hard Luck, puny earthlings.
and the REAL winner is(sorry about that earthlings!)…
